COMMERCIAL ITEM

The definitive guide to commercial items under DOD acquisition regulations that even the most seasoned procurement officer never fully understood

The Commercial Item: Decoded
FAR 2.101 as interpreted by Pentagon lawyers who bill $900/hour

A "commercial item" is the holy grail of DOD procurement — the mythical unicorn that allows contracting officers to sleep at night and program managers to avoid career-ending documentation requirements. By legal definition, it's any item, other than real property, that is:

The Off-The-Shelf Miracle

Any item of a type customarily used by the general public or non-governmental entities for purposes other than governmental purposes that has been sold, leased, or licensed to the general public. Essentially, if Best Buy or Target theoretically might sell it (even if they actually don't), you're golden.

The 'Evolved for Government' Loophole

An item that evolved from a commercial item described above through advances in technology or performance but would still be available in the commercial marketplace. This covers the 'we added a camouflage finish to a Dell laptop' school of procurement wizardry.

The 'Would Be Available' Conjecture

Any item that would satisfy the criteria above, but for modifications of a type customarily available in the commercial marketplace or minor modifications made to meet Federal Government requirements. The 'if we squint hard enough, this looks like something that could be sold at Walmart' argument.

The Service Provider Sidestep

Services that are procured for support of a commercial item, regardless of whether such services are provided by the same source or at the same time as the item. The 'we're just helping you maintain that commercially available tank' defense.

The 'Combination' Cocktail

Any combination of items meeting the requirements above. For when your solution is 2% commercial off-the-shelf and 98% custom development, but you label the whole thing as 'commercial' with a straight face.

"If you can find a single person on Earth who isn't a government employee who would potentially buy your product, congratulations — you've achieved 'commercial item' status."— Apocryphal quote from unnamed DOD acquisition professional

Strategic Advantages: Why "Commercial" Is The Magic Word
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Streamlined Acquisition

Skip 73% of the usual paperwork, avoid 89% of the oversight committees, and reduce procurement timeline from 'until retirement' to 'this fiscal year'.

Pricing Flexibility

Escape the iron grip of certified cost data requirements. No one questions the price of 'commercial' items, even when they cost 10× more than their civilian counterparts.

Technical Data Rights

Keep your secret sauce secret. Commercial items come with built-in protection from the government's usual appetite for unlimited rights to your intellectual property.

FAR Part 12 Procedures

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The Commercial Item Determination Process
A procedure that combines the scientific rigor of astrology with the legal precision of a fortune cookie

The determination process relies on market research demonstrating that an item is "commercial." This research typically consists of:

  • Finding a similar commercial product: If your $2 million custom-engineered tactical radio shares 3 components with a $20 walkie-talkie from RadioShack, you've established commercial similarity.
  • The "of a type" argument: Your specialized tactical vest is "of a type" similar to fishing vests sold at Bass Pro Shops, despite the addition of ballistic plates, comms integrations, and weapons attachments.
  • The "available for purchase" claim: Technically, anyone with sufficient funds could purchase your specialized satellite communication system, therefore it's "available to the general public." The fact that no private citizen has ever inquired is irrelevant.
  • The "minor modification" assertion: The addition of military-grade encryption, ruggedization for extreme environments, and compliance with 47 DOD standards constitute only "minor modifications" to an otherwise commercial laptop.

The Definitive Test

If you can say with a straight face in a congressional hearing that your item is "commercial" without triggering audible laughter, congratulations! You've successfully navigated the commercial item determination process.

DISCLAIMER
This guide is satire and should not be confused with actual procurement advice. Real acquisition professionals have our sincere sympathy.